进来个老外，走到办公室，前台小姐左看右看，大家都在打游戏，只有自己比较清闲，于是面带微笑的：

前台小姐：“hello.”

老外：“hi.”

前台小姐：“you have what thing？”

老外：“can you speak english？”

前台小姐：“if i not speak english, i am speaking what？”

老外：“can anybody else speak english？”

前台小姐：“you yourself look. all people are playing, no people have time, you can wait, you wait, you not wait, you go！ ”

老外：“good heavens. anybody here can speak english？”

前台小姐：“shout what shout, quiet a little, you on earth have what thing ?”

老外：“i want to speak to your head.”

前台小姐：“head not zai. you tomorrow come！ ”